I think that this person is a Hispanic Female who:
* Waiting for her baby's daddy to get out of jail
* Works on a farm
* Wants to move
* Wants a car
* Bought a car
* Wants to spend money on lowering it instead of buying toys for her new baby (who has two heads)
* Got a ticket for pimping her ride
* Wants free toys
* Can't wait to get her hecho en mexico chicano tatoo
* Is going to do her own tatoo